Quotes at Le Sans Souci

Recently said & overheard while eating at a French restaurant with Yari:

1. YOU'RE A PEPPER! (disapproving, disdainful tone)

2. Can I empty your bucket? (painfully cheery tone)

3. I threw a fry. (a matter of fact tone)

4. It's like, gummy, but then it got wet... so it got mushy. (the joys of eating mushrooms)

5. Actually I didn't flick it, I flung the fry. (fling by frying account)

It helps to have had two glasses of Chardonnay when reading these.